I don’t know what I’ll do with myself once THE DARK KNIGHT comes out—go into withdrawal, I would assume. What will life be like without writing DARK KNIGHT articles? For James Thoo’s parents, if you’re reading this, I would advise putting your son on suicide watch. Me, I’ll probably sink into a deep depression for a while, snort my way out of it, then fall into a deeper one.
But until then, here’s another for you. Heath Ledger Joker action figures are selling out in New York according to the New York Post. Gee, I wonder why. The toys, which retail for 9.99 in the U.S., attracted all out lines at the Toys R Us in Times Square, and are already being sold on eBay for $55.