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“The entire animal kingdom f*cking sucks.”
No other movie has come close to the awe-inspiring majesty that is Disney’s THE LION KING, despite every animal is missing a butthole. I mean seriously, what kind of low-budget shitshow is this? Dreamworks?
With a running time of an hour and a half, (or something, I don’t know) this epic feels more like forf*ckingever and a half. Bear with us and endure all those magical moments like Rafiki’s blue butt glistening in his treehouse. You’ll never forget when you first realized that Simba and Nala are brother and sister and that lions are straight-up nasty.
AAAAAAAYSUBENYAAHHHHBABABMEATSAMMICHUHHHH.
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