If I could “untoon” anyone, that is to say, see what a cartoon character would look like in real life, it would be Jessica Rabbit, the smoky-voiced buxom redhead who’s into bestiality. Wife of Roger. Lucky for me, the people over at Pixeloo are just sick enough to engage in such a project, and have brought Jessica to life—sort of. I’m not talking about turning her into a human being who looks like Jessica Rabbit. No—they’ve made her into a disturbing hybrid of cartoon and flesh. So now I’m confused, because why do I want to sleep with cartoon Jessica, when real/cartoon Jessica scares the plaque off my teeth? For disturbing untooned version of Homer Simpson and Super Mario, click on Mrs. Rabbit’s left nipple.