Jessica can Suck

Liv Tyler clone hottie Jessica Pare along with Malcolm McDowell and Dave Foley have joined a bevy of rockers in the form of Moby, Iggy Pop, Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins and Carol Pope for the vampire comedy SUCK. The story follows some rock’n’roll wannabes who are looking for fame and vampires, not necessarily in that order. Pare’s role is unknown but she’ll no doubt be playing an innocent hottie who gets turned into an undead bloodsucker with an enhanced libido and a penchant for wearing only lingerie. At least that’s the JoBlo.com version of the movie. As for the actual movie? Who knows. What is known is that production is scheduled to begin in and around Toronto on November 24th under writer/director Rob Stefaniuk.