Jen boinks Spock?

Ben Affleck savior and lifemate Jennifer Garner will be bumping uglies in J. J. Abrams’ upcoming STAR TREK prequel. And if Star magazine is to be believed, it won’t be with Captain Kirk. According to the gossip rag, via TrekMovie.com, it’ll be with the stoic, frustratingly logical Mr. Spock. Does this mean Spock wasn’t the sober, exceptionally lucid Vulcan we all know and love back at Starfleet Academy where the prequel is supposedly set? Did he have a penchant for Yager Bombs and Long Island Iced Teas? Well, probably not. Either way, Abrams and Garner share the “Alias” connection so it’s not outside the realm of possibility that he’d ask her to swap spit with Spock in the upcoming film. But we’ll just call it a rumor for now. And if it does turn out to be true, let the intricacies of Vulcan horizontal mambo speculation begin!