Eddie Murphy is no longer a movie star. I think he’s retired to become a straight up sadomasochist instead. Based on his consistently poor choice of films (I never thought it would get as bad as MEET DAVE), we can only assume that the former king of comedy likes getting punished by critics and fans alike. Unless of course, those fans are in preschool, which I’m sure, most are. One look at his IMDB profile, and you can see that the man has nothing even remotely interesting on the horizon–and no SHREK GOES FOURTH doesn’t count. Take for example, his next film IMAGINE THAT. Eddie plays a struggling executive named Evan who must enter his daughters imagination to…ugh, nevermind. Check the poster below then go pop your copy of “Delirious” into the VCR and smile.