Hottie is Expendable

So far, Sylvester Stallone’s upcoming actioner THE EXPENDABLES has fanboys geekgasming seeing as how the movie features Stallone, Jet Li, Jason Statham and Dolph goddamn Lundgren as mercenaries sent to South America to “handle” a dictator. However, as great as the cast is, there’s one key element missing from it – hotties. Honestly, what self-respecting movie featuring four good, old-fashioned cinematic tough guys as bad ass mercenaries doesn’t feature at least two, three or eight smoking hot babes? So it’s good to know that, according to fansite “Stallone Zone”, the former Demolition Man, who’s currently in Brazil scouting locations, took a look at Brazilian hottie Juliana Paes and decided he wanted her in the flick. It seems as if she’s just at the auditioning stage at this point but an ass like that really shouldn’t be denied.