Last Updated on July 23, 2021
After the at times heated comments from the last article it seemed like a good opportunity to just have fun. And since the remake of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET is dropping soon, I thought why not get down with some of the delicious hotness that the series has served up to the fans.
Now this list is in order of outright hotness, not necessarily series importance, although that would be a fun one to do too.
Really want to hear back from ya’ll on this one, so make sure you spit bullets, with links if you like, on who your favorite NOES series hotties are. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy some delicious ladies.
WARNING – DREAM HOTNESS BELOW!
5. PATRICIA ARQUETTE, NOES 3
Arquette has always seemed a bit dopey to really turn me on, but there’s no denying the woman is hot and packs a lethal body. She also has the honor of being the key figure in what I’d say is either the best, or second best sequel in the franchise. My only complaint is that I wish a certain nurse has paid Patricia a visit at some point in the film. Oh well.
4. KATIE CASSIDY, NOES remake
Damn, I say damn! Unlike many, I’m not sold on the remake, because I’ve seen too many of these things that used slick trailers and well chosen clips to make me believe, and then just end up disappointing me, but Ms. Cassidy certainly presents a strong reason to check the thing out. Does she drop trou in it? Probably not, but one can certainly dream. Well, unless you live in Springwood in which case it’s probably a bad idea.
3. HEATHER LANGENKAMP, NOES
I know that Heather is more of a cutie than a hottie, and I know in the intro I said this would be strictly about relative attractiveness and not about series import, but c’mon, it’s f*cking Nancy. Besides, who didn’t have at least a few late night fantasies involving a tub and a glove because of her. So if you want to argue this is too high on the list for her go ahead. I’m sticking with my choice.
2. STACEY ALDEN, NOES 3
Wow! Stacey Alden showed up for maybe a total of 3 minutes of screen time, and changed my life. Thinking back on my development it was largely her, and Andromeda from CLASH OF THE TITANS that turned me into an ass man. I hardly even notice tits because of these two ladies. Not that Alden’s lady lumps aren’t spectacular too. They are. And her face. And her legs. Um, just keep reading. I’ll be back with you in a moment.
1. MONICA KEENA, FvJ
Do I really need to say anything here other than “you’re welcome”? Women like Keena shouldn’t exist in the natural world. But since she does let’s just try to pick our collective jaw off the floor, wipe the drool from our chin and give a hearty salute to a woman that shows what a woman can be. Y’know how Wayne felt about Tia Carrere? That’s how I feel about Monica Keena. Baberaham Lincoln indeed.
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