After the at times heated comments from the last article it seemed like a good opportunity to just have fun. And since the remake of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET is dropping soon, I thought why not get down with some of the delicious hotness that the series has served up to the fans.
Now this list is in order of outright hotness, not necessarily series importance, although that would be a fun one to do too.
Really want to hear back from ya’ll on this one, so make sure you spit bullets, with links if you like, on who your favorite NOES series hotties are. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy some delicious ladies.
WARNING – DREAM HOTNESS BELOW!
10. TUESDAY KNIGHT, NOES 4
Nothing like a good day of the week named chick to get the blood flowing. Taking over the role of Kristen for Patricia Arquette, Tuesday does a great job of getting her friends and herself killed, all while wearing clothes that are much too baggy. But she is a hot little blonde so forgiveness is granted.
9. KIM MYERS, NOES 2
Before the internet made porn as easy to get as a handjob from a congressman, we had to work for our spank material by stealing Club‘s and Penthouse‘s from the 7-11 and rewatching 15 seconds of poolhouse makeout action before Freddy’s damn tongue got in the way. In fact, that scene had such a lasting impact that Kim Myers is one of only a handful of redheads that I’ve ever found attractive.
8. CHRISTIE CLARK, NOES 2
Since Clark is better known for her role on a soap opera than for what she did in the fairly weak first sequel to NOES, it should be no surprise that she doesn’t make a giant impression as far as the film goes. But as far as hotness goes? Well that’s another matter entirely.
7. ERIKA ANDERSON, NOES 4
The biggest shame about this rocking brunettes career is that the film she gets aggressively naked in stars Nicolas Cage and Judge Reinhold. Still, she gave us a nice turn in NOES 5 as supermodel wannabe Greta in a role that got offed in a very SE7EN-ish sorta way. From then on she took on roles that allowed her to get nude enough to satisfy fans a great deal, so let’s all give a big thanks!
6. KATHARINE ISABELLE, FvJ
Sure GINGER SNAPS was a better movie, but Kat gets naked in this one. Another plus is the state she finds her a$$hole boyfriend in after her post-sex shower. Sure Jason is doing the dirty work at this point in the movie, but when she dies it’s with a raver trying to rape her, Freddy trying to dream kill her, and Jason stalking her in the real world. It’s a total horror triple penetration. What a way to go, and what a woman to be able to handle it!
STAY TUNED FOR PART 2!