Cool Horror Gear: Slightly NSFW Elvira staute

Last Updated on August 2, 2021

Oh, damn. Damn. Hello there, Mistress of the Dark. What's yo name?

ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK is one of the sexiest horror icons to ever walk the earth. I mean, Freddy and Jason are cool and all, but I don't think I'd want a statue of them showing off "dat ass" on my desk at work. This Elvira statue, however, is totally becoming the centerpiece of my desk collection.

My mother can just deal with it.

Yes, I know this statue may be a bit NSFW, but I warned you in the headline so if your boss/girlfriend just caught you peepin' plastic ass, then it's no one's fault but your own at this point.

This new statue comes from Twitterhead and is now available for pre-sale. If you buy their exclusive version, which is the same price as their retail version (for some reason), the exclusive you purchase will come with a numbered base and an autograph by Elvira herself!

Here is Twitterhead's Facebook post:

"Vegas or BUST" Maquette Autographed by ELVIRA!

Our latest Elvira Maquette will be up for Pre-Sale Tuesday, April 18th! Our exclusive version will cost the same as the regular retail version and will have a numbered base and the base will be autographed by Elvira!

Hope you like it!!

This response I found in the comments of a fellow horror-site sums up my reaction to this statue.