When Zachary Quinto agreed to read the audiobook for the STAR TREK novelization, he likely had no idea it would be put to this use (or maybe he did?…). Some STAR TREK fan with a lot of spare time on their hands (is there any other kind?), edited Quinto’s reading into a rather erotic love story between Kirk and Spock titled “Spork! An Erotic Love Story”. Maybe it’s just me and my sick sense of humor but I almost spit my Fruity Pebbles all over my keyboard when I started watching this. There are times when it seems like Quinto was actually narrating a TREK slashfic it sounds so good. You can check it out below but beware, the audio gets progressively graphic as it goes on….