“Allocine” recently posted a new international trailer for the upcoming actioner G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA and holy hell, has Stephen Sommers outdone himself with this one. The kind of explosive, unabashed, batshit action on display here is usually only reserved for action transcendents whose last name is Bay. If this isn’t your cup’o’tea then just move along, sweet cakes. But if it is, holy fucking shit, are you in for a treat. The ridiculously crazy action starts August 7th.