There’s a new French poster for the upcoming X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE showing Hugh Jackman as the titular adamantium laced irascible superhero looking very…weird. Could that pose be a little more staged? “Curse these bulging veins and rippling muscles! I’m so anguished and tortured, I could probably take my shirt off and jump under a waterfall while my chest glistened in the sparkling sunshine! Arghhh!” The film is slated for release May 1st stateside but France is getting it a full 2 days early on April 29th.