Foul language and Ashton Kutcher’s butt in the new No Strings Attached red-band trailer

Instead, almost as punishment for getting a tasty taste of Portman-in-a-Thong in the YOUR HIGHNESS red-band trailer, we get Ashton Kutcher’s baby-like tush amid lots of f*ckity slut shit f*cks. It’s admittedly a better trailer than the green-band – showcasing a film that feels more fun – but is it enough to sway the minds of those who thought it looked like crap to begin with?

NO STRINGS ATTACHED opens January 21st.

Synopsis: In this comedy, Emma (Natalie Portman) and Adam (Ashton Kutcher) are life-long friends who almost ruin everything by having sex one morning. In order to protect their friendship, they make a pact to keep their relationship strictly “no strings attached.” “No strings” means no jealousy, no expectations, no fighting, no flowers, no baby voices. It means they can do whatever they want, whenever they want, in whatever public place they want, as long as they don’t fall in love. The questions become – Can you have sex without love getting in the way? And can their friendship survive?