Last Updated on August 3, 2021
Greetings, fellow mortals! How art thou feeling on this fine day? Splendid! Then perhaps you will join me in this celebration of a new Face-off, and a particularly mighty Face-Off, if I may say. Pardon me, for I have yet to reveal why it is that this Face-Off is so mighty. Well, this is because we are comparing the two adventures of the God of Thunder, Thor, in THOR and THOR: THE DARK WORLD. See! I have not led you astray!
With the most recent tale of Thor, THOR: RAGNAROK, having smashed the box office we felt it prudent to go back and explore his earlier adventures. The first, directed by Kenneth Branaghtook a more drama-heavy approach, while the sequel from Alan Taylor, THOR: THE DARK WORLD, brought some action and scope to the cosmic outing. Neither are the most beloved of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but both have their positives, and certainly their negatives, which makes this a worthy challenge, indeed.
Now, scroll down to see which of these two superhero flicks is the better outing for the Asgardian, and which is not fit to hold the hammer Mjolnir. Then afterward we shall, of course, have revels.
Tom Hiddleston as Loki
Natalie Portman as Jane
Anthony Hopkins as Odin
Rene Russo as Frigga
Idris Elba as Heimdall
Stellan Skarsgard as Erik Selvig
Kat Dennings as Darcy Lewis
Clark Gregg as Agent Coulson
Jaimie Alexander as Lady Sif
Colm Feore as Laufey
Ray Stevenson as Volstagg
Josh Dallas as Fandrall
Tadanobu Asano as Hogun
Tom Hiddleston as Loki
Natalie Portman as Jane
Anthony Hopkins as Odin
Rene Russo as Frigga
Idris Elba as Heimdall
Stellan Skarsgard as Erik Selvig
Kat Dennings as Darcy Lewis
Jaimie Alexander as Lady Sif
Christopher Eccelston as Malekith
Ray Stevenson as Volstagg
Zachary Levi as Fandrall
Tadanobu Asano as Hogun
with Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Algrim/Kurse
and Chris O’Dowd as Richard
After proving himself unworthy to hold the title of King of Asgard, the God of Thunder, Thor, is cast out by his father Odin and forced to live in a quaint New Mexico town where their pride and glory is a single 7-Eleven. Down in the dirt and barren plains Thor must find himself and learn what it means to be humble, while his brother Loki acts on other plans to seize the throne for himself. Can Thor learn to love someone other than himself in time to stop Loki, or should he begin to look for work at the 7-Eleven?
Out of all the MCU movies before and after THOR, this movie remains the most simple. Like, it’s the simple of the simple. I believe the kids say “Vanilla.” This isn’t necessarily a bad thing. The script by Ashley Edward Miller, Zack Stentz and Don Payne whittled the story down to its bare bones, focusing completely on the drama between the characters. The movie is very theatrical in this sense. There are some great exchanges, particularly between Odin and his two sons, as well as some notable funny bits. Where the script falters, and unearths the movie’s biggest flaw, is that in an effort to focus on the drama between the characters there is very little personality given to them. Sure, they have their surface qualities: Odin is wise; Loki is jaded and conniving; Thor is arrogant, then later humbled. But they don’t get opportunities to really express themselves through dialogue. This doesn’t apply so much to Loki, but Thor only gets one moment to truly confess what he’s feeling inside (at the bar with Erik). He and many of the other characters’ personalities and complexities are very entry-level here, and Marvel probably hoped to explore them more in the sequel…
The events of New York are behind Thor, and now he has been traveling to the Nine Realms to sort out the chaos that’s been allowed to spread after the destruction of the Bifrost. His brother, Loki, now sits in prison, and all seems to be falling into place, that is until his love on earth, Jane, discovers an ancient power called the Aether and awakens an old power, the Dark Elves, that seek to return the entire universe to a state of darkness. The leader of this ancient race of Dark Elves, Malekith, intends to use the Aether during the Convergence to achieve his plans, that is unless Thor can stop him and save the entire universe.
Okay, the story sounds very comic book-y indeed, but the script is all over the place. The arrival of the Convergence causes portals to show up, which can transport people and things to places, but somehow Jane is transported directly to the place of the Aether? Also, Erik Selvig happens to have created magic sticks that can control these teleportation fields? Okay, this seems like griping, but the script aims to do nothing more than create a story that acts a placeholder for Thor in the MCU while finding a way to bring an Infinity Stone into the mix, doing so with a story filled with coincidences and “What? Really?” moments. There are very few stakes, given how horrible things happen to characters only for the story to turn around and go, “Nah, just joking.” It makes having the movie be so much darker in tone than the other MCU movies seem aimless and inconsequential, and just flat-out grim. It’s a fun ride and much funnier than the first THOR, but like INCREDIBLE HULK, there’s little to make it more than just a big, expensive summer action flick.
First Contact
Asgardians vs. Frost Giants
The Relic Room
Thor, Champion of Asgard
Crowning Ceremony Interrupted
Anger! Table!
Heading For Jotunheim
Fighting the Frost Giants
Loki the Frost Giant?
Through the Mouth of the Beast
Thor and Odin
Odin: “You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!”
Thor: “And you are an old man and a fool!”
Odin: “Thor Odinson… you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you’ve opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you’re unworthy of your title, you’re unworthy… of the loved ones you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!”
Thor Cast Out
Odin: “Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.”
Thor awakens
Thor: “You dare threaten Thor with such a puny weapon…?”
Tasered-Face
The Mighty Thor vs. The Hospital Staff
Finding the Hammer
Crashing Into Thor, Again
Hammer Party
Stan Lee: “Did it work?”
The Glorious Shirtless Scene/Donald Blake reference
Thor: “This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustinance!”
Loki Confesses
Odin Comes Clean
Thor: “ANOTHER!”
S.H.I.E.L.D. Intervention
Thor: “I need a horse!”
Pet Store Clerk: “We don’t have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.”
Thor: “Then give me one of those large enough to ride.”
King Loki
Jane and Thor Have a Moment
Thor Breaks Into S.H.I.E.L.D. Area
Enter Hawkeye
Thor: “You’re big; fought bigger.”
Unworthy
Thor Interrogation/Loki’s Lie
Thor and Erik Have a Moment/Drinking Contest
Loki Cuts a Deal
Thor and Jane on the Roof
Lady Sif and the Warriors Three arrive to Earth
Popsicle Heimdall
Enter the Destroyer
Agent Cale: “Is that one of Stark’s?”
Agent Coulson:” I don’t know. Guy never tells me anything.”
Fighting the Destroyer
Thor’s Sacrifice
The God of Thunder Returns
Thor to Coulson: “Know this, son of Coul…”
Return to Asgard
Loki Kills Laufey
Thor Confronts Loki
Loki to Thor: “I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!”
Thor vs. Loki
Destruction of the Bridge
Loki: “I could have done it, Father! I could have done it! For you! For all of us!”
Odin: No, Loki.
Loki Lets Go
Battle of Svartalfheim
Loki in Chains
Odin: Your birthright was to die as a child! Cast out on a frozen rock. If I had not taken you in, you would not be here now to hate me.
Loki: “If I am for the axe, then, for mercy’s sake, just… swing it.”
Loki to Odin: “It’s not that I don’t love our little talks, it’s just… I don’t love them.”
Battle on Vanaheim
Sif: “I’ve got this completely under control!”
Thor: “Is that why everything’s on fire?”
Rock Monster Mash
Thor: “Anyone else?”
Returning to Asgard
Erik at Stonehenge
The Portals
Jane Finds the Aether
Thor Returns to Earth
Darcy: “How’s space?”
Thor: “Space is fine.”
Jane on Asgard
The History of the Dark Elves
The Kursed
Prison Break
Heimdall Takes Down the Ship
Attack on Asgard
Frigga Kicks Some Ass
Death of Frigga
Thor Lightning Strikes Malekith
Loki Grieves
Thor: “You should know that when we fought each other in the past, I did so with a glimmer of hope that my brother was still in there somewhere. That hope no longer exists to protect you. You betray me, and I will kill you.”
Loki: “Hm. When do we start?”
Breaking Out Loki
Captain Loki America
Loki as Cap: “Oh, this is much better. Costume’s a bit much… so tight. But the confidence, I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth,honor, patriotism? God bless America!”
Escaping Asgard
Loki: “Look, why don’t you let me take over? I’m clearly the better pilot!”
Thor: “Is that right? Out of the two of us, which one can ACTUALLY fly?”
Arriving on Svartalfheim
Loki “Betrays” Thor & “Cuts Off” His Hand
Thor vs. Kurse
Loki: “See you in Hel, Monster!”
“Death” of Loki
The Cave of Missing Items
Back to London
Hammer on the Coat Rack
Erik: “Your brother isn’t coming, is he?”
Thor: “Loki is dead.”
Erik: “Thank God… I’m so sorry.”
The Battle of London
Fighting Through the Portals
Intern the Hero
Defeating Malekith
Loki Claims His Throne
- Best Special Effects (nominated)
Praise
- Rotten Tomatoes: 77% (Audience Score: 76%)
- IMDB: 7.0
- Metacritic: 57 (User Score: 7.1)
- $181 million domestic ($449 million global)
- Coolest Character: Loki (won)
Praise
- Rotten Tomatoes: 66% (Audience Score: 77%)
- IMDB: 7.0
- Metacritic: 54 (User Score: 7.3)
- $206 million domestic ($644 million global)
If you were to put a gun to my head and ask where the money is, I would tell you I don’t have any and this was a big waste of time. Then you would probably shoot me in the leg, and then as I was bleeding out I suspect you would ask me which of these two movies I prefer on the sole watchability. In my final moments I would say I prefer watching THE DARK WORLD over THOR, simply because, in terms of Marvel fun, TDW delivers where THOR doesn’t. On a technical front, it just has more to offer in the realm of entertainment, even if the tone often diverts into something very dreary. But the Face-Off is the sum of all parts, and on that note, THOR is purely a more well-constructed movie. It is very much a piece of white bread in comparison the overall MCU, but it’s a sweet and often fun piece of white bread. The drama is meaningful and present, the action is solid, the story is sweet and befitting of a proper origin, and the leads prove they were born to play the roles. It’s all far more cohesive than TDW, and proof Marvel has always cared about doing something different, and not just doing IRON MAN in space. It is a flawed movie, but it sold a character called Thor with an evil brother named Loki to mainstream audiences, and it did it well. Also, what would the world be without Loki?
Oh and, in the end, none of this matters, because THOR: RAGNAROK kicks the shit out of both of them.
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