Last Updated on August 3, 2021
Welcome back, seekers of dread! Last week was a heated battle of the Bond films with SKYFALL narrowly winning the crown. This week we have an even bloodier bout for you, and this one comes fit with butcher knives, crossbows, axes, shards of glass stuck in legs and all manner of deadly weapons. It’s the battle of the home invasion horror filcks with THE STRANGERS vs. YOU’RE NEXT.
This competition comes on the heels of the sequel to THE STRANGERS, THE STRANGERS: PREY AT NIGHT, which opened last Friday. The original movie was met with lukewarm reviews but made a nice chunk of change at the box office, making one wonder why they waited 10 years to do a sequel. Next is YOU’RE NEXT, which didn’t quite take off at the box office, but earned great reviews for its fresh take on the genre and biting sense of humor.
Both movies have a very different feel to them when compared to each other, and so we’re here to see has the sharpest blades, the creepiest masks and features the best bloody kills!
Liv Tyler as Kristen McKay
Kip Weeks as Man in the Mask
Glenn Howerton as Mike
Laura Margolis as Pin-Up Girl
Gemma Ward as Dollface
AJ Bowen as Crispian
Joe Swanberg as Drake
Wendy Glenn as Zee
Nicholas Tucci as Felix
Rob Moran as Paul
Barbara Crampton as Aubrey
Ti West as Tariq
Amy Seimetz as Aimee
L.C. Holt as Lamb Mask
Simon Barrett as Tiger Mask
Lane Hughes as Fox Mask
A couple in crisis must soon put their emotions aside when three masked creepers begin viciously toying with the couple, setting in motion a series of terrifying acts that push the two lovers to their limit.
The movie starts out by emphasizing that James and Kristen are not in a good space, starting things out on a heavy, dour note. This is a change of pace from the normal picturesque beginnings of these movies, and could’ve made for a more interesting film had this dynamic not been put on the backburner when the horror kicks in. STRANGERS does things a bit differently in this department by having the killers not be psychos on a warpath, instead them being psychos who wish to toy with their victims first. As the movie goes on Bertino’s script makes sure to place a few scares and twists along the way (poor Mike), but you should come to this movie for the atmosphere, not the character work or dialouge.
A family gathering at a woodland-centered vacation home goes horribly wrong when several masked men begin picking off people one by one in gruesome ways. But they didn’t expect a woman named Erin to be so prepared, as she quickly gets herself together to fight back against the killers as the night gets bloodier and bloodier
The script from Simon Barrett (who also plays Tiger Mask) throws in lots of clever elements and surprises and soon gets things moving by wasting no time going balls-to-the-wall bonkers. The proceedings kick off fast as the moves beat by beat with an engaging rhythm. And none of this happens without establishing proper character motivations and dynamics. All the characters have their own personalities that work their way into the chaos, especially Vinson’s Erin, who is an absolute horror movie badass. Really just a badass in general, really.
Strangers at the Door
Things are getting Intense
James Comes Home
Vehicle Trouble
Grabbing the Shotgun
Dennis From It’s Always Sunny Gets Shot
Out For Blood
The Shed
Ham Radio Fail
Hiding in the Cupboard
Dollface: “You’re gonna die.”
Daytime
Kristen: “Why are you doing this to us?”
Dollface: “Because you were home.”
The Slow Knife
Mormom Boys
Mormon Boy: “Are you a sinner?”
Dollface: “Sometimes.”
Kristen Lives!
First Unlukcy Victims
Family Gathering
Flying Arrows
Full Speed into the Wire
Securing the House
Crispian: “I’ve never seen you act like this before.”
Erin: “It’s a unique situation.”
Under the Bed
Running for Her Life
Axe to the Head
Meat Clever to the Skull
Dad Gets Sliced
Twist!
Taking on Another Baddie
Grrr! Table Flip!
Fratricide
Out the Window
Extreme Intimacy
Zee: “You never want to do anything interesting any more.”
Felix: “I don’t think that’s a fair criticism.”
Plan Revealed
Throat Punch!
Booby Traps
Killing the Final Masked Baddie
Blender to the Head
Zee’s Dead, Baby
Confession
Crispian: [after getting stabbed by Erin] “Why?”
Erin: “Why the fuck not?”
One Final Unlukcy Soul
- Nominated:
- Best Horror Movie
- **1 Wins & 14 Nominations (per IMDB)**
Praise
- Rotten Tomatoes: 45% (Audience Score: 47%)
- IMDB: 6.2
- Metacritic: 47 (User Score: 8.0)
- $52 million domestic ($82 million global)
- Nominated:
- Best Horror Movie
- **11 Wins & 20 Nominations (per IMDB)**
Praise
- Rotten Tomatoes: 76% (Audience Score: 59%)
- IMDB: 6.5
- Metacritic: 66 (User Score: 7.1)
- $18 million domestic ($18 million global)
THE STRANGERS has some solid elements going for it, including some incredibly dark, unnerving vibes and some suitably creepy central antagonists. But the movie fails to tell an engaging story with characters you care about, which feels like the point of the movie given the minimalist, intimate style. As a result, it comes off like it’s trying too hard to being something it’s not. YOU’RE NEXT, on the other hand, embraces the manic, shocking style with humor and murderous glee, creating a bloody brilliant home invasion flick with mostly engaging characters to back it up. What makes it even better is the tremendous leading work from Sharni Vinson, who ranks as one of the best horror movie heroes, well, ever.
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