Last Updated on August 3, 2021
Welcome back, film fans of all stripes! We’ve been tackling some big blockbuster battles of the last few sessions, stopping last week to focus on some little slasher movies. But now its time to get back to the big stuff because the big stuff is the most fun stuff! For this week, we will look at two of the biggest, most iconic blockbusters of all time from one the greatest to ever sit in the chair. Prepare yourselves for JAWS vs. JURASSIC PARK!
This bout comes in celebration of the new Steven Spielberg blockbuster, READY PLAYER ONE, which hits theaters this weekend. The man is a hit maker of the highest order, and these are among his most beloved films that put billions of dollars worth of asses in the seats. On the left side, we have JAWS, the movie that launched him into the stratosphere, forever changing that landscape of film. On the right side, we have PARK, the movie that stands as the filmmaker’s second biggest hit (after, E.T. and before inflation), and reaffirmed that no one does spectacle like Spielberg.Which movie is the best of the Spielberg blockbusters? Which has the most ferocious beasts? Scroll down to see the bloodbath!
Richard Dreyfuss as Matt Hooper
Robert Shaw as Quint
Murray Hamilton as Mayor Larry Vaughn
Lorraine Gary as Ellen Brody
Carl Gottlieb as Meadows
Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcolm
Laura Dern as Dr. Ellie Sattler
Richard Attenborough as John Hammond
Bob Peck as Robert Muldoon
Samuel L. Jackson as Ray Arnold
Wayne Knight as Dennis Nedry
Martin Ferrero as Donald Gennaro
Joseph Mazzello as Timothy “Tim” Murphy
Ariana Richards as Alexis “Lex” Murphy
B.D. Wong as Dr. Henry Wu
Amity Island is a vacation community where folks from both inside and outside the town spend the summers basking on the beach and swimming in the ocean. But soon, terror comes from the depths of the ocean as a monstrous Great White shark begins to terrorize the island town. Several people are devoured before Chief Brody is allowed to assemble a rag-tag group and venture to take down the deep sea devil before it strikes again.
There were a lot of hands in the JAWS script. Author of the book, Peter Benchley, wrote the initial draft of the script, before writers like Howard Sackler, Carl Gottlieb, John Millius and even actor Robert Shaw rewrote and tinkered with parts. In the end, Gottlieb and Benchley got the main credits (Sackler asked for uncredited work, and lots has been discussed regarding the big Quint speech), and the end result is a fantastic script filled with rich characters, memorable one-liners and a thrilling story that glides between tense horror and exciting adventure like a shark in the water. Despite all the terror and shark chomping the themes and conflicts are clear as day. Considering everything that went into writing this script it is astoundingly focused and lean, mixing pathos, fear, adventure and humor.
Thanks to a revolutionary breakthrough in genetic technology, dinosaurs are able to walk the earth yet again. They do so on the Isla Nublar, which is home to the soon-to-be massive theme park, Jurassic Park. Dr. Alan Grant, Dr. Ellie Sattler, and Dr. Ian Malcolm are brought in to check out the park and give it their blessing when all of a sudden everything goes wrong and the dinosaurs go loose, and the gang must fight for their lives before they’re devoured by prehistoric beasties
Like JAWS, a lot of paws were on the script, starting with the book’s author, Michael Crichton. Eventually, a rewrite went to Malia Scotch Marmo, all before David Koepp turned in the work that became the film. Like Gottlieb on JAWS, Koepp gave the script some levity between the characters that made them feel more natural, making you care more when shit hits the fan. There’s plenty of humor (thank you, Goldblum) and, also like JAWS, the greater themes are not lost in the chaos, creating something as smart as it is mesmerizing.
A Deadly Swim
Chief Brody and the Family
Finding the Girl
The Big Wigs Step In
Vaughn: “Martin, it’s all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says, “Huh? What?” You yell shark, we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.”
A Day at the Beach
Brody: “That’s some bad hat, Harry.”
The Shark Arrives
Alex Devoured/The Zoom In
Nails On a Chalkboard
Quint: “Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this bird for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin’ bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, an’ down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that’ll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin’ basis. But it’s not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I’ll find him for three, but I’ll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you’ve gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don’t want no volunteers, I don’t want no mates, there’s just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.”
Mayhem on the Docks
Meet Matt Hooper
Hooper’s Investigations
Hooper: “This was no boat accident.”
The Wrong Shark
A Slap in the Face
Father and Son
Brody: “Give us a kiss.”
Sean: “Why?”
Brody: “Because I need it.”
Cutting Open the Shark
Nighttime Hunt
Mayor’s Failure to Act
Hooper: “Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks, and that’s all. “
Panic on the Beach
Shark in the Pond
First Shark Visual
Hiring Quint
Quint: “Here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women.”
Quint: “Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark’s in the water. Our shark.”
Shipping Off
Ellen: “What am I going to tell the kids?”
Brody: “Tell them I’m going fishing.”
Reeling in Something Big
The Big Reveal
Brody: “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
Harpooning the Shark
Quints Story
Quint: “Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y’know the thing about a shark, he’s got… lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then… oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces.”
Round Two
Cage Goes in the Water
Shark on the Boat
Down Goes Quint
Brody’s Last Stand
Brody: “Smile you son of a —“
Swimming Home
Brody: “I used to hate the water…”
Hooper: “I can’t imagine why.”
First Dino Attack
“Shoot her!”
The Golden Insect
The Excavation Site
Dr. Grant Takes the Kid to School
Grant: “A turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this “six foot turkey” as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex – he’ll lose you if you don’t move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that’s when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side…”
A Shady Deal
Meet Dr. Ian Malcolm
Isla Nublar
Hammond: “In 48 hours I will be accepting your apology.”
Gazing Upon the Dinosaurs
Hammond: “We have a T-Rex.”
Hammond: “Welcome…to Jurassic Park!”
The Presentation
Hammond: “We spared no expense.”
Birth of a Dinosaur
Malcolm: “Life, um, finds a way.”
Feeding Time
Muldoon: “That one… when she looks at you, you can see she’s working things out.”
Discussing the Implications
Malcolm: “If I may, um, I’ll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you’re using here, it didn’t require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn’t earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don’t take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now…”
Entering the Park
Malcolm: “What do they got in there, King Kong?”
Dino No Show
Grant: “T-Rex doesn’t want to be fed. He wants to hunt. Can’t just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct.”
Malcolm: “Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right?”
Malcolm: “God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.”
Sattler: “Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.”
The Triceratops
Malcolm: “That is one big pile of shit.”
The Heist
Grant: “You’re married?”
Malcolm: “Occasionally. Yeah, I’m always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.”
The T-Rex
A Distraction
Bathroom Buffet
Grant: “Don’t move! He can’t see us if we don’t move.”
Escaping the T-Rex
Dennis and His Little Friend
Escaping the Tree
Vibrations in the Water
Malcolm: “Anybody hear that? It’s a, um… It’s an impact tremor, that’s what it is… I’m fairly alarmed here.”
T-Rex Chase
Malcolm: “Must go faster!”
A Moment of Peace in the Tree
Dino Wake Up Call
Ray: “Hold on to your butts.”
Stampede
The Plan
Malcolm: “Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.”
Sattler: “Look… We can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back.”
Turning on the Fence
The Raptor and Ray’s Arm
Muldoon: “Clever girl.”
Raptor Attack!
Raptors in the Kitchen
Outrunning the Raptors
T-Rex Saves the Day
Mighty T-Rex Roar
Grant: “Hammond, after careful consideration, I’ve decided, not to endorse your park.”
Hammond: “So have I.”
Flying Home
- Won:
- Best Sound
- Best Film Editing
- Best Original Score
- Nominated:
- Best Picture
- Won:
- Best Original Score
- Nominated:
- Best Picture
- Best Director
- Best Screenplay
- **10 Wins & 18 Nominations (per IMDB)**
Praise
- Rotten Tomatoes: 97% (Audience Score: 90%)
- IMDB: 8.0 (Top Rated Movie #236)
- Metacritic: 88 (User Score: 8.7)
- $260 million domestic ($470 million global)
- Won:
- Best Sound
- Best Sound Effects/Editing
- Best Visual Effects
- **32 Wins & 25 Nominations (per IMDB)**
Praise
- Rotten Tomatoes: 92% (Audience Score: 91%)
- IMDB: 8.1 (Top Rated Movie #196)
- Metacritic: 68 (User Score: 8.8)
- $402 million domestic ($1.029 billion global)
There’s no denying both of these movies are peak Spielberg, with both representing the best of the director’s talents and sensibilities. Both were game changers and have earned their places as icons in the history of film. But, when it comes down to the nitty-gritty, JAWS is that much more perfect. There is not a wasted character, frame or moment in the movie, and as I said before, it is an absolute masterclass in filmmaking. The use of music, editing, sound, and everything else are perfect examples of how to make a movie, and in JAWS, add up to a thrilling, exhilarating, scary and endearing classic that deserves to be called one of the greatest movies of all time.
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