Bits:
Thanos is Here
Big Hulk Down
Loki Killed
Tony and Strange
Tony, Strange, Spidey vs. Obsidian and Maw
The Guardians and Thor
Vision and Wanda vs. Glaive and Midnight
Steve Steve Arrives!
Little Gamora
Thanos Takes Gamora
Bucky's New Arm
Maw Gets Blasted
Avengers and Guardians
Red Skull
Thanos Lets Gamora Go
Battle of Wakanda Begins
Thor Holds the Door
Thor ARRIVES!
Avengers and Guardians vs. Thanos
Quill's Mistake
Thanos Throws a Moon
Strange v. Thanos
Iron Man v. Thanos
Cap and Thanos
Thor Misses
The Snap!
Peter and Tony
Lines:
Thor: “BRING ME THANOS!”
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Strange: “Ok, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve?”
Quill: “Oh, what master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?”
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Tony: “What is your job, exactly, besides making balloon animals?”
Strange: “Protecting your reality, douchebag.”
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Spider-Man: “I'm sorry…I'm sorry”
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Tony: “I'll do you one better, who is Gamora?”
Drax: “I'll do YOU one better, WHY is Gamora?”
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Thor: “I told you you would die for that.”
Thanos: “You should have gone for the head.”
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Groot: “I am Groot!”
Steve: “I am Steve Steve.”
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Parker: “No. I'm Peter, by the way.”
Strange: “Doctor Strange.”
Parker: “Oh, you're using made-up names. Um… I'm Spider-Man, then.”
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Little Gamora: “Did you do it?”
Thanos: “Yes.”
Little Gamora: “What did it cost?”
Thanos: “…Everything.”
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Tony: “Wong, you're invited to my wedding.”
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T'Challa: “Evacuate the city! Engage all defenses! And get this man a shield!”
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Thanos: “You have my respect, Tony. When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.”
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Tony: “Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.”
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Thanos: “I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here. Or should I say, I am.”
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Rocket: “You speak Groot?”
Thor: “Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.”
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Eitri: “You understand, boy, you're about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you.”
Thor: “Only if I die.”
Eitri: “Yes. That's what… killing you means.”
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Banner: “Who's Scott?”
Steve: “Ant-Man.”
Banner: “There's an Ant-Man *and* a Spider-Man?”
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Thor: “You know, I'm 1500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance – fate wills it so.”
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Thanos: “Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.”
Loki: “Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another… we have a Hulk.”
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Rocket: “This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is.”
Thor: “Well, he's never fought me.”
Rocket: “Yeah, he has.”
Thor: “He's never fought me twice.”
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Thanos: “Little one, it's a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correcting.”
Gamora: “You don't know that!”
Thanos: “I'm the only one who knows that. At least, I'm the only one with the will to act on it.”
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Spider-Man: “Magic! More Magic! Magic with a Kick!”
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Quill: “How the hell is this dude still alive?”
Drax: “He is not a dude. You're a dude. This… this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.”
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Quill: “I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.”
Tony: “Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit!”
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Okoye: “When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.”
T'Challa: “What did you imagine?”
Okoye: “The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks.”
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Parker: “Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.”
Tony: “I don't want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?”
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Tony: “You throw another moon at me and I'm gonna lose it!”
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Tony: “What do you two even do?”
Mantis: “Kick names, take ass.”
Drax: “Yeah that's right.”
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Tony: “The Avengers broke up. We're toast.”
Banner: “Broke up? Like a band? Like the Beatles?”
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Vision: “It's alright. You could never hurt me. I just feel you.”
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Strange: “Fourteen million six hundred and five.”
Tony: “How many did we win?”
Strange: .”..One.”
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T'Challa: “Yibambe!”
Wakandans: “YIBAMBE!”
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Bits:
Clint's Loss
Lost in Space
Marvel for the Rescue
Ambushing Thanos
Thor Goes For the Head
Ant-Man Returns
Scott and Kasey
Tony's New Family
Meet Professor Hulk
Shit
Love You 3000
Bro Thor
Ronin Unleashed
Ant-Man Messes with Time Travel
Cap Gets His Shield Back
Hatching the Plan
Back in New York
Asgard 2013
Elevator Scene Redux
Cap v. Cap
America's Ass
Hulk Hates Stairs!
Steve Sees Peggy
Father and Son
Quill Knocked Out
2014 Thanos Arrives
Nat's Sacrifice
Hulk Snap!
Thanos Attacks
Thor, Cap, Tony vs. Thanos
Worthy Captain America
Avengers Assemble
Final Battle Begins
Danvers Swoops In
One in 14 Million
I am Iron Man
Thanos to Dust
Goodbye, Tony
Memorial
Asgardians of the Galaxy
Old Man Steve
Steve and Peg Get Their Dance
Lines:
Tony/Morgan: “I love you 3000.”
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Steve/Natasha/More: “Whatever it takes.”
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Steve: “Avengers! Assemble.”
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Tony: “…So I thought I better record a little greeting, in the case of an untimely death, on my part. I mean, not that death at any time isn't untimely. This time travel thing we're gonna try and pull off tomorrow, it's got me scratching my head about the survivability of it all. Then again that's the hero gig. Part of the journey is the end. What am I even tripping for? Everything's gonna workout exactly the way it's supposed to. I love you 3000.”
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Steve: “Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost a part of ourselves. Today, we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know, that doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives. And we're going to win. Whatever it takes. Good luck.”
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Tony: “I should probably lie down for a minute, rest my eyes. Please know, when I drift off and be like everything lately, I'm fine. I'm totally fine. I dream about you. Because it's always you.”
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Rocket: “What did you do?”
Thor: “I went for the head.”
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Sam: “Hey, Cap, do you read me? Cap, it's Sam. Can you hear me? On your left.”
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Thanos: “I'm thankful. Because now I know what I must do. I will shred this universe down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one. It is not what is lost but only what it is been given… a grateful universe.”
Steve: “Born out of blood.”
Thanos: “They'll never know. Because you won't be alive to tell them.”
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Thanos: “In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet… I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.”
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Steve: How does it feel?
Sam: “Like it's someone else's.”
Steve: “It isn't.”
Sam: “Thank you. I'll do my best.”
Steve: “That's why it's yours.”
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Steve: “Hail Hydra.”
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Natasha: “Well, I don't judge people on their worst mistakes.”
Clint: “Maybe you should.”
Natasha: “You didn't.”
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Tony: “Mr. Steve, I almost forgot, that suit did nothing for your ass.”
Steve: “No one asked you to look, Tony.”
Tony: “It's ridiculous.”
Lang: “I think you look great, Cap. As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass.”
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Thor: “You know it's a trap, right?”
Tony: “Yeah, I don't much care.”
Thor: “Good. Just as long as we're all in agreement. Let's kill him properly this time.”
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Steve: “Don't do anything stupid until I come back.”
Bucky: “How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you.”
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2012 Cap: “I can do this all day.”
Future Cap: “Yeah, yeah, I know.”
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Thor: “Do you know what is coursing through my veins right now?”
Rhodes: “Cheez-Whiz”
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Tony: “Did she have any family?”
Steve: “Yeah. Us.”
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Tony: “Not if I stop. I can put a pin in it right now… and stop.”
Potts: “Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life.”
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Tony: “What's wrong with him?”
Rocket: “He's pissed. He thinks he failed. Which, of course he did, but you know, there's a lot of that going around, ain't there?”
Tony: “Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.”
Rocket: “Maybe I am.”
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Rocket: “You think you're the only one that lost people? What do you think we're doin' here? I lost the only family I ever had. Quill, Groot, Drax, the chick with the antenna – all gone! Now, I get that you miss your mom, but she's gone. *Really* gone. And there are plenty of people who are only *kinda* gone. And you can help them. So is it too much to ask that you brush the crumbs out of your beard, make schmoopy talk to pretty pants and when she's not lookin', suck out the Infinity Stone and help me get my family back?”
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Lang: Someone peed my pants! Not sure if it was the baby-me or the old me. Or was it just me-me?
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Hulk: “I don't know why everyone believes that, but that isn't true. Think about it. If you go into the past, that past becomes your future, and your former present becomes the past, which can't now be changed by your new future!”
Nebula: “Exactly!”
Lang: “So, BACK TO THE FUTURE's a bunch of bullshit?”
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Lang: “Hi! Uh, is anyone home? This is Scott Lang. We met a few years ago? At the airport? In Germany? I got really big.”
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Natasha: “You know, if you're about to tell me to look on the bright side – I'm about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.”
Steve: “Sorry, force of habit.”
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Steve: “Some people move on. But not us… Not us.”
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Lang: “A planet? Like in outer space?”
Rocket: “Oh, look, it's like a little puppy, all happy and everything. Do you want to go to space, puppy? I'll take you to outer space!”
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Clint: “Don't.”
Natasha: “Don't what?”
Clint: “Don't give me hope.”
Natasha: “I'm sorry I couldn't give it to you sooner.”
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Banner: “If we do this, how do we know it's going to end any differently than it did before?”
Danvers: “Because before, you didn't have me.”
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Tony: “He did drop the occasional pearl.”
Howard: “Such as?”
Tony: “No amount of money ever bought a second of time.”
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Thor: “I didn't say I was from the future.”
Frigga: “I was raised by witches, boy. I see with more than eyes and you know that.”
Thor: [starts crying] “I'm totally from the future.”
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Tony: “Go to bed, or I'll sell all your toys.”
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Parker: “I don't know how are you going to get it through all that.”
Wanda: “Don't worry.”
Okoye: “She's got help.”
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Tony: “Move aside, there, Lebowski.”
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Lang: “Not if we strictly follow the rules of time travel. That means no talking to our past selves, no betting on sporting events…”
Tony: “I'm gonna stop you right there, Scott. Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on BACK TO THE FUTURE?”
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Thor: Not necessary. There shall be no knifing one another. Everybody knows who's in charge.
Quill: [after a few seconds] Me, right?
Thor: Yes, you. Of course! Of course….Of course.
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Tony: “Why don't you come and sit down?”
Thor: “I'm not done. The only thing that is permanent in life is impermanence.”
Tony: “Eggs? Breakfast?”
Thor: “No. I'd like a Bloody Mary.”
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