Last Updated on August 3, 2021
Both Joss Whedon and James Gunn returned for these respective sequels, having exceeded expectations with their first entries. Neither of the sequels are considered better than the first (as few are), but both are worthy entries in the Marvel canon. But did AVENGERS stave off sequelitis better than GUARDIANS? Are the galactic a-holes no match for the super friends? Ah! Suspense!
Chris Evans as Steve Rogers/Captain America
Chris Hemsworth as Thor
Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner/The Hulk
Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton/Hawkeye
Elizabeth Olsen as Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch
Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver
James Spader as Ultron
Paul Bettany as J.A.R.V.I.S./The Vision
Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury
Cobie Smulders as Maria Hill
Don Cheadle as James Rhodes/War Machine
Plus tons of cameos and small roles!
Zoe Saldana as Gamora
Dave Bautista as Drax
Bradley Cooper as Rocket
Vin Diesel as Baby Groot
Michael Rooker as Yondu
Karen Gillan as Nebula
Kurt Russell as Ego
Sylvester Stallone as Stakar
Pom Klementieff as Mantis
Elizabeth Debicki as Ayesha
Sean Gunn as Kraglin
Avengers Assault on Hydra Base
Tony: Shit!
- Steve: Language!
Meet the Twins
Pietro to Clint: “You didn’t see that coming?”
The Lullaby
Strucker and Cap Have a Chat
Tony’s Vision.
Vision Cap to Tony: “You could’ve saved us. Why didn’t you do more?”
Back on the Plane
Thor Congratulating Banner: “The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims! But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no… wounded screams… mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and… gout.”
Returning to Base
Tony: “Actually he’s the boss. I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.”
Maria Hill to Steve: “Pietro and Wanda Maximoff. One has a hyper-fast metabolism, the other uses mental telepathy. He’s fast and she’s weird.”
Tony and Bruce Discuss Ultron
Tony to Bruce: “Peace in our time. Imagine that.”
The Party
A Sub-Par War Machine Story
Thor to Tony: “Jane is better.”
Bruce and Nat Flirt
Thor’s Magic Elixsir
The Hammer Game/Steve Gets Close
Thor to Gang: “That’s an interesting theory, but I have a simpler one; you’re all not worthy.”
Ultron to Gang: … worthy… No… How could you be worthy? You’re all killers.”
Fighting Iron Legion Bots
Ultron: [singing] “I once had strings, but now I’m free… There are no strings on me!”
The Avengers Discuss the Aftermath
The Twins Meet Ultron
Wanda: “Is that why you’ve come, to end the Avengers?”
- Ultron: “I’ve come to save the world! But, also… yeah.”
The Twins’ Story
Ultron Makes a Purchase from Ulyssues Klaue
…Then Cuts off His Arm.
The Avengers Crash the Party
Thor: “If you believe in peace, then let us keep it.”
- Ultron: “I think you’re confusing ‘peace’ with ‘quiet’.”
The Avengers vs. Ultron and The Twins
Thor’s Mighty Vision
Clint to Wanda: “I’ve done the whole mind-control thing; not a fan.”
Steve’s Vision ft. Peggy Carter
Hulk Goes on a Rampage
Que the Hulkbuster
Tony to Hulk: “Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. You’re stronger than her, you’re smarter than her. You’re Bruce Banner! ”
- [Hulk roars]
- Stark: Right, don’t mention puny Banner…
Iron Man vs. Hulk
Tony while punching Hulk: “Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Go to sleep!”
The Team Took a Hit
A Safe Place
Bruce and Nat’s Moment
Tony and Steve Chop Some Wood
Tony to Steve: Isn’t that the WHY we fight? So we can END the fight, so that we get go home?”
Nick Fury Returns
Tony to Nick: “I wasn’t tricked, I was shown. It wasn’t my nightmare it was my legacy. The end of the path I started us on.”
Thor Recruits Erik Selvig
Planning Around the Dinner Table
Thor’s Next Vision
Ultron’s Plan Revealed
Ultron vs. Cap in South Korea
Enter the Widow
Nat: “Am I always picking after you boys?”
The Twins Have a Change of Heart
Widow Taken Captive
Ultron to Nat: “I was meant to be new. I was meant to beautiful. The world would’ve looked to the sky and seen hope, seen mercy. Instead, they’ll look up in horror.”
Superhero Infighting
The Vision is Born
Vision: “I’m not J.A.R.V.I.S., I’m not Ultron. I am.”
The Vision is Worthy
Suiting Up
The Battle of Sokovia Begins
Ultron: “Do you see the beauty of it? The inevitability? You rise, only to fall. You, Avengers, you are my meteor. My swift and terrible sword and the Earth will crack with the weight of your failure. Purge me from your computers; turn my own flesh against me. It means nothing! When the dust settles, the only thing living in this world, will be metal.”
Steve to Gang: “You get hurt, hurt ’em back. You get killed… walk it off.”
Nat to Bruce: “I adore you…[kisses him, then pushes him off a cliff]…but I need the other guy.”
Clint to Wanda: “The city is flying and we’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense.”
Various Badass Action Moments.
Clint, pointing his bow at Quicksilver: “Nobody would know. Nobody. ‘Last I saw him Ultron was sitting on him. Yeah he’ll be missed, that quick little bastard.'”
Quicksilver Gets Knicked
Help From Nick Fury
An Awesome War Machine Story
Vision With the Hammer Save
Vision to Thor: “It’s terribly well-balanced.”
- Thor: “Well if there’s too much weight you lose power on the swing.”
Avengers Unite
Ultron Gets Beam Blasted
Hulk Scares the Bots Away
Pietro’s Sacrifce
Hulk Leaves
Vision and Ultron Talk
Ultron: “They’re doomed.”
- Vision: “Yes, but a thing isn’t beautiful because it lasts.”
Settling Back In
Steve: “But if you put the hammer in an elevator?”
- Tony: “It’ll still go up.”
- Steve: “Elevator’s not worthy.”
The New Team
Steve to Team: “Avengers…as–[cut to end credits].”
Quill to Gamora: “It’s just swords were your thing and guns were mine, but I guess we’re both doing guns now. I just didn’t know that.”
Baby Groot Boogies to Mr. Blue Sky
Fighting the Interdimensional Octopus-Bear-Thing
Meet the People of The Sovergien
Nebula the Prisoner
Drax: “There are two types of beings in the universe: those who dance, and those who do not.”
Various: “They’re not ripe.”
Fleeing Sovereign
Drax Heads Outside
Drax: “Die, spaceship!”
Baby Groot Moment
Crash Landing
Rocket: “DON’T CALL ME A RACCOON! ”
- Quill: “I’m sorry, I took it too far. I meant ‘trash panda.'”
- Rocket: “Is that better?”
Ego and Mantis Arrive
Yondu and Stakar
A Campfire Talk
Mantis Reads Quills Emotions
Mantis to Quill: “You feel love…romantic, sexual love…for her [Gamora]!”
- Drax laughing hysterically: “She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret! You must be so embarassed! Do me! Do me!”
Rocket Sabotages the Ravagers
Baby Groot Moment
Nebula Downs Yondu
Arriving at Ego’s Planet
Ego Shares His History
Drax: “My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.”
- Quill: “That’s disgusting.”
- Drax: “It was beautiful. You Earthers have hang-ups.”
Rocket, Groot and Yondu Taken Prisoner
Rocket to Taserface: “I am so sorry. I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, start looking in the mirror and all seriously say to yourself, “You know what would be a really kick-ass name? Taserface!”
Ego and Peter Have a Catch
Mantis and Drax Have a Heart-to-Heart
Baby Groot: Master Thief
Rocket, Groot and Yondu Perform the Greatest Escape
Baby Groot Angry. Baby Groot Throw Man.
Taserface Mocked One Last Time
700 Jumps!
Quill and Gamora Share a Dance
Gamora v. Nebula Round 2
Gamora Weilds a Spaceship Gun
Nebula Finally Wins
Quill: “Well, get ready for a 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor and Heather Locklear…”
- Ego: “Whatever you want.”
- Quill: “I’m gonna make some weird shit.”
Ego’s True Plan
Quill Blasts Ego
Hasselhoff Cameo
Ego Smushed by a Ship
Drax to Groot: “Out of the way dumber, smaller Groot!”
Fighting to the Core
The Sovereign Return
Quill and Rocket Blast Off
Mantis Puts Ego to Sleep
Rocket and Groot Go Over the Plan
Rocket: “Does anybody have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the “Death” button!”
Yondu to Nebula: “This is gonna hurt.”
- Nebula: “Promises, promises.”
Bye, bye Sovereign
Quill to Yondu: “You look like Mary Poppins. ”
- Yondu: “Is he cool?”
- Quill: “Hell yeah, he’s cool.”
- Yondu: “I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!”
Full Assembly Acquired
Fighting Ego’s…Tentacles?
Defeat is Nigh
Drax: “Ow! My Nipples!”
Quill the Celestial Badass
Quill to Ego: “You shouldn’t have killed my mom and squished my Walkman!”
Quill v. Ego
Rocket to Yondu: “He says, ‘Welcome to the frickin’ Guardians of the Galaxy!’ Only he didn’t use ‘frickin'”.
Pac-Man Cameo
Ego Defeated
Yondu to Quill: “He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.”
Goodbye, Yondu
Quill: “I guess David Hasselhoff did kinda end up being my dad after all, only it was you, Yondu.”
Quill Gets a Sweet Zune
A Ravager Funeral
Mantis: “It’s beautiful.”
Drax: “It is. And so are you…on the inside.”
Really, anytime Baby Groot is on screen.
- $459 million ($1.405 billion global)
Reviews:
- Rotten Tomatoes 75% (83% audience)
- IMDB: 7.4
- Metacritic:66 (7.1 audience)
- $389 million ($862 million global)
Reviews:
- Rotten Tomatoes 82% (89% audience)
- IMDB: 7.9
- Metacritic:67 (7.9 audience)
AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON gets a bad rap. The anticipation going in was too great, so naturally it would have a hard time living up to the hype. It has some not-great elements about it, from the occasionally wonky visuals, the sheer chaos and the unavoidable preamble nature of it all. But it has some shining moments too, from its ensemble cast, dialogue and desire to advance the characters in ways that make sense. In this fight, though, it cannot help but come in second next to GUARDIANS, which has the task of upping the ante as well, but does it with much more focus and spectacle. Visually the movie is off the charts and the smaller scale (as compared to AVENGERS) allows for moments to blossom and for audiences to become more enveloped in the story. Gunn had the idea to make a movie about family, and achieved that goal better than any FAST AND FURIOUS movie ever could. That, and the movie is just so damn entertaining from start to finish. The action is great, the jokes are on-point, the music is terrific and the love we felt for the gang the first time around grows even more. AND SERIOUSLY can we talk about Baby Groot?
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