First poster for Paul W.S. Anderson’s The Three Musketeers is just a bunch of text!

Haha, holy shit! Just the other day I wrote about the poster for Disney’s SECRETARIAT saying it was one of the most basic one sheets I’ve seen in a long time. And now, out of nowhere, comes the first poster for Paul W.S. Anderson’s THE THREE MUSKETEERS (in 3D) and it completely takes the crown for most weirdly plain poster for a major film I think I’ve ever seen. Maybe I’m missing the artistry behind it, or maybe it’s actually not a finalized poster meant to be seen by the general public. Whatever the case is, it’s out in public and I’m mocking it.

THE THREE MUSKETEERS swashbuckle their way into theaters April 15, 2011.