Feast on the unsavory new poster for John Dies At The End

Last Updated on July 23, 2021

The promo push for JOHN DIES AT THE END has gotten fast and furious, this despite the flick being currently available on VOD. Remember, the Don Coscarelli film will hit limited theaters January 25th as well, and so I guess it’s no real shocker a new poster show up online. The contents of said one-sheet though? Yeah, wtf?!

Starring Paul Giamatti, Clancy Brown, Glynn Turman and Doug Jones:

In JOHN DIES AT THE END, it’s all about the Soy Sauce, a drug that promises an out-of-body experience with each hit. Users drift across time and dimensions. But some who come back are no longer human. Suddenly a silent otherworldly invasion is underway, and mankind needs a hero. What it gets instead is John (Rob Mayes) and David (Chase Williamson), a pair of college dropouts who can barely hold down jobs. Can these two stop the oncoming horror in time to save humanity? No. No, they can’t.

I want a hit of that goddamn soy sauce! If you feel likewise, take the plunge in theaters three weeks from tomorrow. Or, again, in the cozy confines of your own home (on VOD).