There’s no denying that Danny DeVito is the greatest sex symbol the world has yet to truly embrace. He has a raw, blistering sexual energy about him that explodes onto the screen in every project he does. Who can forget the sheer animal magnetism he exhibits when he bites down into a fish in BATMAN RETURNS, or when he lets his long hair flow like Fabio on horseback in films during the 80s and 90s? Luckily the people of Funny or Die have done mankind a great service by splicing scenes from DeVito’s work with scenes alongside Dakota Johnson in the erotic FIFTY SHADES films so that we may understand the actor’s true place as a sexual icon.
The video perfectly seams together countless scenes from DeVito’s work, and that includes numerous food scenes and the time he went full nude (and sweaty) for IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA. I can’t imagine anyone watching this was ready to look at DeVito in such a way, especially when his “punishment” bit from MATILDA could not have been used more expertly. I certainly wasn't, and I don't think I'll ever be able to watch a DeVito movie the same way again. Thank you, Funny or Die?
FIFTY SHADES FREED with a criminally small amount of Danny DeVito is in theaters February 9.