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The Bourne Files – July 24
A few months ago, we reported a prospective Jason Bourne set and details of that are finally being released. I suppose releasing a set before THE BOURNE
ULTIMATUM hits on August 3rd makes sense, but who the hell wants a two movie set when the third isn’t even in theatres? Who the hell’s saying they’ll stop
at a third?
The Bourne Identity
The Bourne Supremacy
Bonus Disc
“If you find yourself scaling the side of a building, you have to act like you don’t know how you got there.”
Red Dawn (CE) – July 17
Every now and then you can catch this classic on cable at like two in the morning when you’re coming back from the bar. At first glance, you might dismiss
it upon seeing Charlie Sheen and C. Thomas Howell in the same flick together, but then The Swayze appears on screen with his perfectly sculpted moose like
hair and you realize that what started out looking like a bad movie, is worse. But I love it. The Ruskies invade a small town in Colorado and it’s up to
The Swayze and his high school friends to stop them. When I was a young little nothing, I was actually frightened that this might happen in my city and I’d
have to fight bulked up little eight year old Ruskies. Then my Dad beat me and everything was normal again. Ahhh.
Disc One:
Disc Two:
turned their hometown into the fictional town of Calumet, Colorado and the centre of WWIII
Breaking & Entering – May 8
Judging by the cover, you can kind of get an idea about who’s getting broken into and entered. If only it was Jude Law and we renamed it PENITENTIARY 7:
SALIVARY ASSIGNMENT. Anyone ever see PENITENTIARY 3 with that little black midget who’s teaching the young guy how to fight in prison, and the black midget
screams, “It’s in the guts! It’s in the guts!” while punching the young guy repeatedly? Am I hallucinating here? Someone back me up. BREAKING & ENTERING
will have 6 Deleted Scenes, a commentary by writer/director Anthony Minghella and a ”Lie, Cheat, Steal, Love: The Making Of Breaking & Entering”
featurette.
The Astronaut Farmer – July 10
I think along with the FULL MONTY (SE) cover art (found HERE), THE ASTRONAUT FARMER goes right up there with
this year’s Worst Photoshopped Cover. Look at Billy Bob’s face, it’s like they just pasted it on without any effort whatsoever. Hmm, I think it’s time to
conjure up a Photoshop Contest for the JoBlo.com/DVD Clinic readers.
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