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Major League (SE) – April 10
Often times while watching MAJOR LEAGUE in a drunken funk, me and my friends (which consists of my dead mom and a
cat) will assign ourselves two characters and recite every line that is said by the characters. If you flub a
line, you have a shot. If you completely miss a line, you have two shots. If you pass out before the movie, you
get gang signs and swastikas written on you with a Sharpie. This “Wild Thing Edition” supposedly comes with a
“turf cover”, but don’t try to smoke it. Actually, go ahead and let me know if that works.
Includes:
Bobby – April 10
BOBBY, the greatest movie of all time with the greatest cast of all time, directed by……the guy who directed
MEN AT WORK (wah, wah, wahhhhh). Actually, I love MEN AT WORK and have been a fan of Emilio Estevez for a long
time, so I’ll ease up. There’s only a couple of extras and the DVD will be available in separate Widescreen and
Full Screen editions with English DD5.1 Surround audio with English and Spanish subtitles. There are two
featurettes: Bobby: The Making of an American Epic and Eye-witness Accounts from the Ambassador
Hotel.
The Sergio Leone Anthology – June 5
Leone fans delight. UK Leone fans can mock us North Americans since the Leone Anthology has been available there
for almost two years. We also didn’t get the Beatles right away either so there you go. The anthology will
contain have remastered A Fistful of Dollars, For A Few Dollars More and Duck, You Sucker (A
Fistful of Dynamite. Below you’ll find the specs for A Fistful of Dollars, for all the rest go HERE.
Disc 1: Main Feature
Disc 2: Extra Features
legitimize The Man with No Name’s amoral killing
“Aw crap, do you have another rolling paper?”
Flags of our Fathers (SE) – May 22
I don’t know if I can stomach another war movie. I vow to not see another war movie until Tarantino finally
released INGLORIOUS BASTARDS, which may never happen. So, here we go, Clint Eastwood, second part of the WWII
story, special edition. Have at it.
Includes:
Caption the Pic Winner!!!
Congratulations to Schmoe Zagorakis for his very funny caption for the 300 pic below. Though I,
and most of the JoBlo.com staff, have a real love jones for Natalie Portman, they say if you love something
enough, set it free. What that has to do with anything, not sure, but it sounded good enough at the time.
Zagorakis, please shoot me an email here or
private message via MYJOBLO.COM to claim your CLERKS 2 (SE) prize.
You have until Sunday or you’ll forfeit your prize and I will give it to the first homeless person I see.
Congrats again!
“Natalie Portman’s body double is escorted to her trailer during filming for V for
Vendetta.”
Runner Up: “In Greece, how do they seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar.” – Arnel De
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Notables
Men – Clive Owen rocks the house in this weird glimpse into the future. Is it far off? Out
Now!!!
Kubrick – Malkovich Malkovich stars as a guy who impersonated director Stanley Kubrick for years.
I once tried to impersonate JoBlo and I was arrested for stalking Salma Hayek. Out Now!!!
Part 1) – Keep in mind that the third season is split up into two parts. The second part hasn’t
been announced, to my knowledge, but if you happen to know, strike back below and get the word out.
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