Last Updated on July 30, 2021
In case you've been living under a rock or trying to escape our mouse-eared overlords in a jungle somewhere, then you're fully aware that Disney + is launching on November 12th and the vast majority will be plugged in, Matrix-style, ready to absorb (and re-absorb) the mountain of content they'll be feeding into our collective brains. Today, the streaming service carpet bombed the Internet via Twitter with all the titles releasing at launch, which includes everything from CAPTAIN MARVEL to The Mandalorian to SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS to STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH to LADY AND THE TRAMP to TRON: LEGACY to DUMBO to 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU to THE ROCKETEER to…ah, screw it. It's just too much to name. It's everything you already own on blu-ray, everything you THOUGHT you had on blu-ray, everything you can't quite remember if you have on blu-ray, every Disney kids show imaginable, every NatGeo special imaginable and a horde of new programming that you'll never have enough time to watch.
I think that about sums it up. Feel free to scroll their whole feed to see EVERYTHING.
It. Is. Time. From Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs to The Mandalorian, check out basically everything coming to #DisneyPlus in the U.S. on November 12.
Pre-order in the U.S. at https://t.co/wJig4STf4P today: https://t.co/tlWvp23gLF pic.twitter.com/0q3PTuaDWT
— Disney+ (@disneyplus) October 14, 2019
Anyway, if you're on the fence and seriously clinging to the idea that you can escape the wrath of Disney +….well, I wish you good luck in your journey. For the rest of us, Disney + will offer yet another digital platform to soak up our time and money with new and old content that is sure to stay in the streaming war fight for a long time to come. Personally, I'm excited for a lot of the new shows (Obi-Wan, hurry up!) and having access to a pretty decent number of films I'd like to revisit that I actually don't own on any other medium. All in all, it's what The Mouse wants and for $7 bucks a month it's hard to deny it that.
You can sign up for Disney+ now right here or you can remain steadfast in your underground resisitance to fight off The Mouse Overlords.
Disney + launches November 12th.
Oh, and if you have a few hours, here's a nifty little video highlighting everything coming to the service. Get some popcorn.
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