Deadpool paints some happy trees in Deadpool 2 teaser

In a month and a half 2018 will be upon us, which means advertising for DEADPOOL 2 will be kicking into whatever gear is the highest (14, I wanna say). There will be sure to be some pretty WTF posters, billboards, and what have you, but to start things off we’re going to take things nice and soft, with nothing but smooth music and gentle vibes with the new teaser. In it, Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) shows us the importance of always wetting your brush before you get into the fun, but when it's time don't hold back and jump right into the magic. Of course, there’s a short break there for some heavy-duty cocaine, but hey, it’s all done in the name of taking it easy.  What's a happy tree without a little blood on it?

Also, here's the "official synopsis":

After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.

This gentle tease comes on the heels of last week's reveal of Deadpool gracing the cover of Goodhousekeeping, no doubt achieving a life-long dream. This new teaser is more of a  "trailer tease" than a "teaser trailer", as there are only brief flashes of footage for a few seconds. But all of us are surely tired of those trailer teases, so thank god for Deadpool for both changing things up a bit, and teaching us all how to properly paint a mountain range. 

DEADPOOL 2 arrives June 1, 2018.