When I saw that Bradley Cooper (WEDDING CRASHERS) and Ed Helms (THE OFFICE) were cast in a comedy called HANGOVER, I was stunned that Warners was shooting my biopic without my knowledge. Then I read what it was about—3 buddies who go to Vegas for some pre-wedding festivities where the groom goes missing—and realized that it wasn’t actually a biopic, since I don’t have any friends. The film will be directed by Todd Phillips, who struck gold with OLD SCHOOL, but whose career has kind of fizzled after SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS. But this sounds right up his alley. The third role has yet to be cast, but if the film’s casting agent is reading this, can I play it?