Spoiler alert, if you’re watching anything with Sean Bean in it, there’s an incredibly good chance he’s going to die.
He’s bit the bullet more times than almost anyone in Hollywood, and Pajiba’a Harry Hanrahan set out to show just how often that has actually happened. The video is a requiem for the often killed Bean, set to the soothing melodies of the Dead Island trailer we all watched fifty times.
Be forewarned that there are a whole host of spoilers from various movies here, and a complete list of what’s being featured can be found below the video.
00:07 – Don’t Say a Word (2001)
00:24 – Equilibrium (2002)
00:33 – Outlaw (2007)
00:39 – Airborne (1998)
00:43 – Red Riding: In the Year of Our Lord 1974 (2009)
00:51 – Essex Boys (2000)
00:57 – Ca$h (2010)
01:02 – Patriot Games (1992)
01:14 – Black Death (2010)
01:28 – Henry VIII (2003)
01:39 – GT
01:45 – The Island (2005)
01:58 – Clarissa (1991)
02:03 – Caravaggio (1986)
02:08 – War Requiem (1989)
02:20 – The Field (1990)
02:41 – Lorna Doone (1990)
02:47 – Scarlett (1994)
02:56 – Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
03:14 – Goldeneye (1995)
03:30 – The Hitcher (2007)