Cool Videos: Ignite your loins with fifty shades of Steve Buscemi

Last Updated on August 2, 2021

There's been a lot of talk about the rights and wrongs of FIFTY SHADES OF GREY. Does it promote the mistreatment of the opposite sex? Is it appropriate? Will it dominate the box-office this weekend? I think we all know the answers, however no one has really asked the important question: Is this as hot as it gets? We now know the answer to that is a firm NO, because someone had the wisdom to throw together a 'what if' scenario that pushes the boundaries of eroticism. Folks, there aren't enough adjectives in my thesaurus to define how sultry and sensual Fifty Shades of Steve Buscemi is, so watch the video below and have tissues nearby. You know, for when you cry after realizing you'll never experience anything like this.

If this proves too hot to handle, you can settle for the Buscemi-less FIFTY SHADES OF GREY that hits theaters this Friday.