If you've got two and a half hours to kill and don't mind sending your brain on a spiraling descent into madness and nausea, Marcus Rosentrater has got just the video for you. Rosentrater has melded together STAR WARS, THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, THE RETURN OF THE JEDI, THE PHANTOM MENACE, ATTACK OF THE CLONES, and REVENGE OF THE SITH into a dizzying yet still somehow compelling experience.
Check out the video below and let us know if you actually manage to make your way through the entire thing.
While I obviously didn't make my way through the entirety of that madness, I did have fun skipping around to various points to see how certain events matched up. Time will tell if we'll get another edition of this video once STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS finally arrives on December 18, 2015.
The Star Wars/True Detective mash-up we never knew we wanted.