He’ll tear your soul apart, but I hope he spares the T-shirt.
Below we have a crazy infomercial that first appeared on the original 1987 release of HELLRAISER on VHS and Betamax that offered fans a chance to buy some groovy Hellraiser swag. Unfortunately for all of us, the offer expired in 1989 so good luck getting your hands on that killer HELLRAISER satin jacket now.
I just wish there was a 1-800 number I could call to erase HELLRAISER: REVELATIONS from my memory.