Cody Dictionary

November 7th 2009, 7:41am

There’s a new phobic disorder rampaging Hollywood these last few years it seems, and the folks of Urban Dictionary got a name for it: Junophobia, an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Diablo Cody’s slang into their lexicon. If you suffer from that condition, don’t dunk your marmalade in the trash just yet – there IS help.

Empire Online has taken upon themselves to assist those poor people with their handy guide to the slangy lexicon invented by stripper turned screenwriter Diablo Cody.

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To help the more severe cases ease into it, here are a few entries:

Sea cucumber [noun] An uncircumcised penis.

As heard in: Jennifer’s Body (“I’ve always wanted to try sea cucumber.”)

Maxi Pad [noun] Father. Rhyming slang for dad.

As heard in: United States Of Tara (“Ugh, here comes Maxi Pad.”)

Bangin’ [adjective] Good or great.

As heard in: Jennifer’s Body (“He said he always though you and me would make a totally bangin’ couple.”)

Cheese and fries! [exclamation] Rhyming slang for “Jesus Christ!”

As heard in: Jennifer’s Body (“Oh, cheese and fries, someone’s here!”)