Cameron & Ashton!

Haha, Ashton. I love the point. It’s a classic pose. I know a group of guys, not exactly friends of mine, but dudes who grew up in my neighbourhood, and now they’re in their mid-twenties, and they’re all cool, and they like to go out to bars in Toronto, and then post pictures of their night on Facebook, which all look the same and which this poster for WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS reminds me of. Because they’re all pointing at each other—smiling at the camera and pointing. As if to say, this is my bro and he’s f*cking wasted and f*cking awesome. In this picture I doubt Cameron Diaz is wasted, be she certainly is awesome. At least her body is. And by body I mean ass. Find out what happens in Vegas on May 16th.