Burt Reynolds stars in a flick about crazy Russian sisters dishin’ out human meat

Last Updated on July 23, 2021

Add this into a mix: Burt Reynolds, Luke Goss, Katie Cassidy, Kane Hodder, William Katt, Russian women and tons of carnage. What do you get? Julia Davis’ next film entitled ROOM AND BOARD. 

I sh*t you not folks, this is real stuff. We just recieved a press release regarding this horror feature that has tons of character and mucho potential to be a rockin’ good time. Don’t take my word for it, read the release for yourselves:

Production is gearing up on the horror film ROOM AND BOARD, to be helmed by Julia Davis (producer of the TV series Medal of Honor) and produced by Julia along with B.J. Davis, Darcy DeMoss, and Jack Lippman, from a script by Julia Davis and Rob Neighbors.

The film features and all-star cast including Luke Goss (Blade II, Hellboy II), Burt Reynolds, Gary Daniels (The Expendables), Robert Patrick, Katie Cassidy, Darcy DeMoss (Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI), Bokeem Woodbine (Devil, Ray), Kane Hodder, William Katt, and many more.

Alright so this sounds good already but I’m sure you’re dying to know what this puppy’s all about. The film pretty much centers around a bed and breakfast that is run by these crazy as nails Russian sisters. Travelers come around based on “word of mouth” to taste what they hear is the best steak around. Eventually, the visitors find out just why the steaks taste so good. This is a short take on the synopsis but if you want to delve deeper into a lengthy and more detailed version scroll down below.

Production is said to begin in early 2011 somewhere in Louisiana. Until then we’ll keep you posted on what’s new on the project. 

Synopsis: 

“Room and Board” comes alive a La Hermitage, with pure blood pumping through its veins. It’s a horrifying tale, based on a true story. Take an intimate look inside of a popular bed and breakfast, owned by a deceptively attractive group of Russian women. The meat-cleaving matriarch of the family dies, leaving her bloody legacy to a gorgeous but conniving offspring.

Natasha, a dancing, singing, blade-wielding psychopath, leads the way to hell, along with her seductive and macabre daughters, Masha & Sasha. The cast of characters sashaying through this Room and Board is more colorful cast than a crimson-stained menu. Presidents and celebrities come by for a taste of sin.

Old rocking chair bound Grandpa is a constant fixture out on the porch, come rain or shine. The family is completed by Natasha’s adopted son, Moses – a shy African American child, who was adopted by the family after he was left on their doorstep. Moses has a best friend, Beau – a gator, who lives in an elongated doghouse outback and serves as a living garbage disposal.

Guests are lured to the establishment by rumors of the best steak in town. The family starts by serving their unsuspecting guests – and later serving them up on a plate. A mixture of zany, bizarre and camp characters make their way through this Louisiana retreat. The most annoying guests are the first to end up on the bloody menu.

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