Borat’s balls paid off

Don’t ever say wrestling naked with another man then proceeding to sit on his face, allowing your sweaty, hairy nutsac to gently caress his face, doesn’t lead to great things. Ken Davitian, the man who left many a traumatized and paralyzed (from fits of laughter) victim with the unbridled power of his naked escapades portraying Kazakh producer Azamat Bagatov to hilariously anti-Semitic Borat Sagdiyev, has landed a starring role opposite Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, Alan Arkin, Dwayne Johnson and Terrence Stamp in Warner Bros. upcoming adaptation GET SMART. He’ll be playing the assistant to Stamp’s evil head of the KAOS organization. So gentlemen, remember, the next time you see a role that requires you to frolic naked with another man for an extended period of time, don’t be so quick to reject it. It may not be porn. It could be your ticket…to stardom!