IMDb says that Bobb’e J. Thompson (ROLE MODELS) has been a rapper since the age of 5. Shocking then that only now do I stumble upon this video of him. Anyway, here he is rapping about how he wishes he was Jewish so he could have a Bar Mitzvah and make some money. It probably won’t win him a Grammy, but possibly a place in your heart, alongside your mother, Sarah Mclachlan, and myself.