Ok, everybody, take a deep breath and relax. You’re gonna wanna sit down for this one. THE BREAKFAST CLUB, the John Hughes directed teen angst classic, is being remade. Don’t shoot the messenger! The film, titled BUMPED, comes from veteran producer Bridget Johnson and will be under “McG protege” (seriously?) Anna Mastro from a script by Lizzy Weiss and will, of course, center on five twenty-somethings who would never associate with each other in real life who become stranded at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport when they’re all bumped from a flight. Expect a Molly Ringwald cameo, at the very least. Hell, if they can get an Ally Sheedy cameo then my hat’s off to them. They plan to shoot independently then take it to studios once it’s done. However, shooting won’t start until after the looming SAG strike situation is resolved.