"Your kid is a burden, your kid is a pest. Your kid I will kill and consume like the rest."
Brr. That's some freaky sh*t right there, Bill Moseley. For real. If that quote, pulled straight from the official red-band NSFW trailer for CREPITUS isn't enough to give you coulrophobia (fear of f*cking scary-ass clowns) then it is sure to give you Moselophobia (fear of Bill Moseley). Now while fear of Bill Moseley is not (currently) a recognized affliction, after CREPITUS hits I'm sure it will be added to medical books.
Anyhow, you can go ahead and check out the CREPITUS red-band NSFW trailer below, as well as its nightmare-art poster. If you think that's wise. Just make sure to do it before dark…
The child-eating/killing/God-knows-what-else flick CREPITUS has recently finished filming one of two shoots (?) in Cheboygan, MI. Interesting… I wonder why this flick got TWO shoots. Probably had to take a "get me the f*ck away from Bill Moseley" break somewhere in there. Makes sense. Anyhow, the remaining shoot will happen in the spring/early summer, also in Cheboygan MI.
As if you needed a synopsis other than "Bill Moseley Clown eats children", here is a full one:
Seventeen year old Elizabeth and her younger sister Sam are thrust into circumstances more terrifying than life with their abusive, drunken mother when they are forced to move into their deceased Grandfather's house. Frightened beyond belief, they are forced to learn horrible things about their family history. Never mind the ghosts in the house, there is something far worse that takes an interest in them … a cannibalistic clown named Crepitus.
Crepitus also stars Eve Mauro, Chalet Brannan, Lance Paul, Caitlin Williams, Darren Barcomb and Johnny Stevenson. The screenplay was written by Eddie and Sarah Renner.
You can follow CREPITUS on Facebook HERE.
Taya Parker plays "Mother (on 8mm reels)". I'll take what I can get.