Does this mean that it sucks? Probably. But how many shitty Nicolas Cage films are there that are actually awesome? You never know with him. I like to think that he’s just too far ahead of his time. We won’t truly appreciate GHOST RIDER or THE WICKER MAN or NEXT or NATIONAL TREASURE 2: BOOK OF SECRETS or WINDTALKERS or any of his Japanese commercials, for at least another billion years. But he doesn’t care – he makes them anyway. And you’ve gotta admire that.