Avengers: Infinity War toys introduce us to Thanos’ Black Order and more!

Last Updated on August 2, 2021

As AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR draws ever closer to its April 27th theatrical release, more and more toys inspired by the biggest Marvel film ever are getting ready to hit toy store shelves. And while Marvel's Mad Titan, Thanos, is making plans to give the MCU's mightiest heroes the beatdown of their lives, we find that Hasbro, LEGO, and Funko are preparing to wage their own war … on your wallet!

That's right, folks! Start looking for those Top Ramen coupons now, because a whole army of action figures and collectibles are on the way, and these toy companies are dead-set on giving you no quarter as they sink their fangs into your delicate, nostalgia-driven sensibilities.

First, let's take a look at what Hasbro has to offer, when they unleash their latest line of Infinity War-style figurines:

I'm sure that you've already been introduced to the Mad Titan himself, Thanos:

But have you met Promixa Midnight?  She's one of four members of Thanos' Black Order and she can kick your ass:

How about Cull Obsidian? Word has it that he enjoys feasting on the blood of his enemies, line dancing, and long walks on the beach:

Ah, we all know this handsome gentleman, don't we? That's right, it's beardy Steve Rogers in all his glory:

Not to be outdone by his patriotic frenemy, here's Iron Man using his repulsor blasters to create some sweet fireworks:

And because they change her hair for every movie, here's Black Widow sporting some blonde locks and ready for combat:

Verily! Here we have Thor, sans eye-patch, what's up with that? Let us know your theories in the comments section below:

Here's Tom Holland's Spider-Man doing whatever a spider can:

Sometimes, big things come in small packages, like Ant-Man:

Are you prepared to be stung by The Wasp?

Alright, enough of these witty yet lame introductions. Here's a glance at several other toys set to be released around the launch of AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR:

And here are a few of LEGOS offerings:

Oh, and before we forget, here are some of the new figures that are coming from Funko Pop!:

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— Funko (@OriginalFunko) February 28, 2018

AVENGERS: INFINITY WARS will now be unleashed in theaters a week earlier than anticipated, on April 27th.