A look at the Toy Story theme park too cool for America

I’m surprised it took ten years to make, but a Toy Story themed addition to Disney World is coming. Just probably not near you.

Yes, that’s right, Toy Story Land is currently being constructed in Disneyland Paris and Hong Kong, because I guess they had extra room or something, but we can at least take a look at it, and hope that at some point it makes its way over to North America.

The concept is that you’re in Andy’s backyard, and everything around is giantized, giving the effect that you are the size of a toy, which reminds me of walking around giant ants and shoes in the Honey I Shrunk the kids attraction years ago.

Check out a video of the place below (via MTV), and some text and image detailing of specific rides under that.

Toy Soldiers Parachute Drop

Attention! Your mission – join Andy’s troops for a high flying adventure – Toy Soldiers Parachute Drop. When Sarge yells “Go! Go! Go!”, hold on tight as you fall from way up high in a simulated parachute drop. Over and out!!

Slinky Dog Zigzag Spin

Everyone’s tongues and tails are wagging about the all-new “zigzag-a-coaster” Slinky Dog Zigzag Spin. Family pups of all sizes will howl with laughter as they join Slinky®Dog in a rollicking spin to catch his own tail. It’s barking mad fun in Toy Story Playland.

RC Racer

Andy’s speediest toy car is sure to get you and your family’s adrenaline pumping. RC Racer is the most thrilling new ride in Toy Story Playland. Race along a 25 metre-high half-pipe coaster, as RC zooms you around at full speed…it’s a real gas.