South Park Monsters?

Last Updated on July 27, 2021

You gotta love those funny mother f*ckers who created South Park, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, as they’ve been making millions (including myself) laugh week in and week out over their incredibly clever cartoon. Everything those guys touch turns into comedic gold…I mean I still laugh my balls off when I watch ORGAZMO. So with that ass-kissing intro out of the way, it gives me great pleasure to report that the duo have signed on to produce and direct a monster movie! That’s right, a f*cking monster movie, but not a CGI monster movie, no – these guys are doing an homage to Japanese monster movies in the same vein of GODZILLA
. The film will be titled GIANT MONSTERS ATTACK JAPAN! and it will not carry any digital effects at all. Apparently the duo want two guys, dressed in rubber monster costumes to wrestle it out like in the GODZILLA
films. – Does this not sound like it’s going to be hilarious to anyone else???

GIANT MONSTERS ATTACK JAPAN! will follow the journey of an 8-year-old boy who goes to live in Tokyo after his father takes a job there. Soon after getting to Tokyo, the boy discovers that enormous monsters, ninjas, and other crazy staples of the country’s pop culture stratosphere really do exist, and are just accepted as facts of life there.

Go ahead and mark me down for this movie!