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Last Updated on July 27, 2021

Let me start by saying you know it’s a slow news
week when we report on the remake of TROLL

twice!

Anyways, back to business. According to the folks
over at
Bloody-Disgusting TROLL will be written
and directed by…John
Carl Buechler! You may recognize his name from the 1986 flick TROLL.
That’s right, they’ve pulled Buechler outta’ retirement for one last hoopla,
with that hoopla being a (probably) crappy remake of
his already mediocre film.

I don’t know about any of you, but when I found
out that they were redoing TROLL I was blown away, it seriously seems so
insane to me. Is Hollywood really that hard up for original horror films that
they need to remake brutal 80’s flicks like TROLL?

I know a lot of you left bullets about TROLL
when Omar ran his article the other day, so here’s something we can all take
part of instead of bitching anymore about the TROLL remake. Spit a bullet
below where in one sentence you develop a better horror film plot than TROLL.
Tough I know, but I have faith in ya’ll. So let’s get them plots rolling!