Last Updated on July 27, 2021
Just the other day I was clicking through some of the Body Shop articles Mr. Pink is posting each week over at our lovely step sister site MovieHotties.com. It suddenly occurred to me, hey, we like babes here at AITH too!
A lot!
So this week I’m gonna drop some of the loveliest ladies to ever tread the genre stage. Chicas that even the lasses might pull a switch for. The only official qualification is that they must have nudie pics I can link to for the edification of you, the reader, and they must be undeniably HAWT! But extensive genre credits, or some sort of iconic status is certainly helpful.
If I miss your fav beautiful baby then spit bullets so everybody can enjoy the fruits of YOUR blood soaked crush.
Rochon has the dual qualities of probably the longest list of genre credits, maybe in the entire history of film, and a pair of breasts that simply defy natural description. Her slightly rough look also gives fanboys and girls the illusion of accessibility. Add to that a distinct willingness to drop trou like Julianne Moore in a Robert Altman film and you have a recipe for Scary Caliente!
E-Dog is a new millennium entrant on the genre scene, hitting our eyeballs for the first time in the underrated Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2. Since then she’s bounced around in some of those other films, but is coming back to horror strong with the TCM remake, Wrong Turn 2, and upcoming Aussie frightfest The Fury. God bless the young lady.
I gotta be honest here. Quig’s has never really done it for me. I don’t even think the grave dancing scene is particularly hot. But in an effort to avoid the rabid hate mail that leaving her off the list would likely cause, I’m giving her due in deference to the legions of horror fans who think she’s sex on legs. Plus you gotta give props to somebody who has shoved a tube of lipstick into her boobs.
Barbs still has some of her mojo going even now, but back in the day she had guys with names like Carpenter, Romero and Craven knocking on her door. While she’s done all sorts of work in a career spanning 30+ years, Adrienne never seems more than a quick step away from her next deviant, deliciously messed up blood-curdler. And admit it, she’s getting a little long in the tooth, but you know you’d still love a chance to f*ck her.
Some women are so damn good looking that it’s almost impossible to focus on anything else. Unless you’re a baller like JimmyO who hugged this goddess at the MTV red carpet and acted like it wasn’t no thang. The reality though is with Christa you get a rare instance of inner matching outer beauty. She seems like a genuinely cool person. When you mix that with a sick body and a clear willingness to shed clothes and blood in a deluge of violent cinema, how can you not fall in love?
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