Last Updated on July 23, 2021
With the fourth RESIDENT EVIL flick dropping on us, I got to thinking about the best part of the uneven series of movies. For my money it’s easily watching Alice kick all manner of ass because hot chicks are great, but hot chicks that know how to take care of themselves are just flat out of this world.
So this week we’ll look at the ladies who lay down the law like a pissed off Catholic school nun, and look anywhere from pretty good to downright amazing while they do it. These aren’t chicks you trifle with. These are women you marry. If they will have you. Which they won’t.
So let’s get right to the list, and since I know you all have some opinions to share here, spit those bullets. Preferably with links, y’know!
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5. Alice, RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION
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It would be pretty wrong not to have the chick who inspired the list, on the list. Alice goes through various iterations as she progresses through the series, but in the third she hits full throttle awesomeness. Watching her work guns, knives and superpowers all while rocking desert gear garters is a helluva lot more fun then just perving on stuck up chicks in bikinis (I’m looking at you Miami). Give me this tasty slice of post apocalyptic pie any day of the week.
4. Carrie White, CARRIE
It takes awhile for Carrie to find her balls, and it’s almost cringe inducing how much abuse she takes before finally letting go. But when she does get the party started it is brutal, scary and 100% bonafied. This girl is a force of nature, and forces of nature are not to be trifled with. I find it mildly disturbing how good she looks covered in blood and massacring her school, but damn it is pretty hot.
3. Sarah Connor, TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY
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The audible gasp in the theater when Sarah Connor came on screen was a testament to how different she looked from the first film. Linda Hamilton had taken a regular single woman and transformed her into a taut killing machine bent on protecting her son and preventing the apocalypse. This was no idle makeup job. This was a DeNiro worthy piece of physical acting. She’s gonna tell you what to do, and you’re gonna like it.
2. Selene, UNDERWORLD
UNDERWORLD could have been awful, and no one would have cared because the human brain, male and female, more or less short circuits at the phrase, “Kate Beckinsale in skin tight leather.” Sure it’s a bonus that Selene is one talented, werewolf hunting, she-vamp. And it never hurts to watch an iconic figure get to work within a strong story line. But at the end of the day the only thing that really matters is Kate Beckinsale in skin tight leather. Yum.
1. Ellen Ripley, ALIENS
Is there anyone who loves film that didn’t get a massive adrenaline rush from Ripley spitting out, “Get away from her you bitch!”? It’s such an awesome moment of righteous anger and female empowerment as Ripley fully sheds her sexy white undies image from the first film and claims her role as take-no-prisoners xenomorph nightmare.
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