Patrick for Pussycat?

The one thing Quentin Tarantino does more than make movies is talk about making movies. He recently mentioned having finished the script for his World War II film INGLORIOUS BASTARDS and immediately expressed surprise when geeks yelled a collective “finally!”, saying he had no idea everyone knew about the film despite the fact that he’s been talking about it almost incessantly for the last ten years. Anyhoo, now he’s talking about FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL!, the deliciously schlocktastic Russ Meyer film he’s been talking about remaking. The film centers on three strippers who go on a murder rampage and, in that vein, he’s apparently considering busty porn babe Tera Patrick for one of the leads. Says Patrick of the news: “It would be the hottest remake ever, and I’m honored to be considered. I was built for this part.” She couldn’t be more right.