The Pineapple Exgame!

I just wasted the last three hours of my life playing a new promotional online game for the upcoming comedy PINEAPPLE EXPRESS. I didn’t do it because I was having fun (I wasn’t), but because as a journalist, I wouldn’t feel comfortable writing about something if I hadn’t studied it inside and out, gathered all the facts, and formed a relevant, well-informed opinion. My opinion is that I’m incredibly, incredibly horny. If you want to play the Donkey Kong rip off, click BELOW. If you don’t, well then you’re a better person than I.