Brian Austin Nigma?

In another world, in another time, if Brian Austin Green even thought about being the Riddler in the sequel to THE DARK KNIGHT, I would feed his family to rabid beavers. Just for thinking about it. So why then, when he goes ahead and actually tells MTV that he thinks he’d actually make a great Riddler, do I sit back and do nothing? Well, because he’s seen Megan Fox naked. He’s seen her and he’s touched her, and because of that, I’d make passionate love to his toe jam. Here’s what Lord Austin Green said:

“I would love to be the Riddler, I hope to God they don’t replace Heath and have the Joker [again]. So they need a new villain and The Riddler makes sense. …[My Riddler] would take years of preparation. It’s tough. Heath set the bar a new level.”

Rrrrrrright. On second thought, maybe it’s the fact that this dude actually porked Fox that has him suffering from delusions of grandeur. If he can do that, he can do anything! Step away from that ledge Brian, humans can’t fly…