Vergara is Smokin’

Sofia Vergara and her Earth shattering ass (seriously, can someone get a plaster mold of that ass and put it in a museum or something so present and future generations can serve and admire it?) has apparently joined the cast of the upcoming P.J. Pesce directed and Joe Carnahan scripted prequel SMOKIN’ ACES: BLOWBACK. She recently spoke to “BlackFilm” about it and mentioned that she’d be playing an assassin. We can only hope that those magnificent dumps feature prominently in the film. The only other thing she mentioned was that it’d be a six week shoot, though who knows how anyone gets any work done and not become drooling zombies around that thing. No release date is set as yet but we’ll hit you back when we hear anything.