Moore’s release date

The following article will be written in the name of straight news, and will be free of attempted humour, sarcasm, and just plain silliness. Enjoy.

Michael Moore’s latest documentary deals with the economic meltdown and has been assigned an October 2nd release date. Moore’s examination of what he refers to as “the biggest robbery in the history of this country” may very well be his latest entry into the pantheon of absurdly lucrative documentaries, following in the footsteps of BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE, FARENHEIT 9/11 and SICKO. In a recent statement about his upcoming film, Moore had this to say:

The wealthy, at some point, decided they didn’t have enough wealth. They wanted more — a lot more. So they systematically set about to fleece the American people out of their hard-earned money. Now, why would they do this? That is what I seek to discover in this movie.

That’s all well and good Michael, but can you please stop eating jello for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Sorry, I couldn’t resist.